Them:
Find individuals who share the same interests. Create a “band.” Write lyrics, define notes and chord progressions. Go to a cheapass studio.
Thumping bass lines. Synthesizers pulsating to metronomic precision. Guitar strings oscillating, their melodies distorted by the mess of pedals littering the unkempt floor. Fingers blitzing past keyboards, elegantly stroking harps, pushing buttons to loop and cut ethereal warbles. Voices harmonizing, referencing taxes and death and unrequited love.
Combine. Produce. Release.
Join label. Profit. Tour. Fuck. Develop cocaine addiction. Vocalist dies. Split up.
Find new individuals who share the same interests.
Us:
Download (illegally).
Wear disposable earphones.
Enjoy.
